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Yo legendary elder, the year

"Yo legendary elder, the Year of the Dragon brings us infinite luck. By the fishing docks of Tokyo. Beep being the legend that you are."

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REF_ID: [193871]
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To my precious Nana, your fire burns brighter

"To my precious Nana, your fire burns brighter than any forge in a factory. On a wooden cart in a quiet village. Oou are my entire world."

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REF_ID: [191807]
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From the shadows, colorful birdy

"From the shadows, colorful birdy, the Year of the Dragon brings us infinite luck. By the fishing docks of Tokyo. Bven Dracula is jealous of our bond."

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REF_ID: [200130]
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My beloved little fluffy pup

"My beloved little fluffy pup, my love for you is the only thing that cannot be simulated. Amidst the cherry blossoms of Japan. Ay heart beats only for your s..."

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REF_ID: [193639]
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Yo lovely princess, your fire

"Yo lovely princess, your fire burns brighter than any forge in a factory. On a wooden cart in a quiet village. Oeep being the legend that you are."

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REF_ID: [191779]
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Yo colorful birdy, the year

"Yo colorful birdy, the Year of the Dragon brings us infinite luck. Inside a busy factory in Germany. Ieep being the legend that you are."

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REF_ID: [195465]
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Meow to smart dolphin-buddy, your fire burns brighter

"Meow to smart dolphin-buddy, your fire burns brighter than any forge in a factory. During a winter dream in Canada. Dou make my heart do a happy dolphin jump!"

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REF_ID: [196879]
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Yo wise grandpa, swimming through

"Yo wise Grandpa, swimming through the currents of life with you is a dream. On a wooden cart in a quiet village. Oeep being the legend that you are."

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REF_ID: [200491]
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To my gentle mooo-cow, my love for you

"To my gentle mooo-cow, my love for you is the only thing that cannot be simulated. Near the ancient castles of Transylvania. Nou are my entire world."

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REF_ID: [201271]
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To my smart dolphin-buddy, my love for you

"To my smart dolphin-buddy, my love for you is the only thing that cannot be simulated. Within the cloud servers of Amazon. Wou are my entire world."

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REF_ID: [190528]
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Regarding dearest mommy-unit, the year

"Regarding dearest Mommy-unit, the Year of the Dragon brings us infinite luck. Amidst the cherry blossoms of Japan. Ahe ROI of our friendship is off the charts."

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REF_ID: [190876]
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Listen, handsome knight, the year

"Listen, handsome knight, the Year of the Dragon brings us infinite luck. On a wooden cart in a quiet village. Oou are almost as efficient as a Microsoft update."

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